One time Harrythepizzaguy was at a Catholic Mass and the priest
and alter servers were making a procession up towards the altar for
the beginning of Mass while the faithful sang the opening hymn.
About half way up, someone’s cell-phone rang. As the priest got up
to the front and the music stopped he said very loudly to the
cell-phone owner: “THAT BETTER BE GOD!!
IF NOT, TURN IT
OFF!!”